Jolokia Networks

Hosting, streaming, and IT solutions beyond compare.

Jolokia Networks is the company those ridiculously smart guys with questionable social skills started after they lost interest in the whole dotcom thing. You know the type. You may not want us at your daughter's wedding, but you definitely want our number when you need innovative problem solving, cutting-edge network solutions, and savant-like planning for the future of your business.

Superior service, with a dash of sass.

Whether you appreciate the humor or not, our clients agree that Jolokia's techs aren't your average geeks. We're the real deal. We won't embarrass you at work, but we won't pretend to be boring just to sooth you into submission. If you're looking for sweet, sweet pillow-talk, this isn't the place (if you pay extra we might bring the Barry White). If you're looking for experts you can trust to find the best solution for your business, without any bull, you've located your new favorite consultants.

The spice must flow.

Website hosting, virtual servers, cloud computing, streaming/production, enterprise email, offsite backup, spam filtering, on-demand collaboration... There's no longer a place for static information. You've got to stay connected; you've got to keep that data flowing. Our services will help your organization—large or small—improve efficiency, enhance security, impress your colleagues, and scare the pants off your competition.

"We used to have to fight this other firm for every customer.
Now, they have no pants on... and our business keeps
growing and growing and growing. Thanks Jolokia!"

— One very satisfied customer